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Welcome to Curtisy Massage Therapy!!
I take pride in my website and I love people whom visit and can relate to my sly sarcasm or enjoy a great read. If you are a person whom cannot handle a woman whom say's how it is or how it will go then feel free to go find a mousy girl!! If you decide to read and criticize my so called errors or I am to mean, abrupt, or ?? oh guess what I DON'T GIVE A FLYING SHIT..all I will do is laugh it off!! I have 13 years of being in business and completely independent, as in I do not rely on a partner of any sorts..
Alright those of you whom love me!! Stop laughing..I'll write a blog at some point.. or maybe an I don't give a flying shit book!
Okay seriously now.. read on!!
Massages are very relaxing and can change your entire day especially after being in with me, I listen to every thing you say and will try my best to get you back into a zone.. Remember Massages are not suppose to be uncomfortable nor embarrassing. If your massages seem to be plain and your still in pain come see me!!
A bad massage is a sad massage!!
YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR.. why pay for the nonsense of other places.. I use unscented lotion.. WARM LOTION,, I also can provide warm hand towels, WARM ROOM WARM SMILE OR MAYBE LOTS OF LAUGHS..
Answer these questions
Do you have unexplained pain,
such as sciatic, knee, hip, back , , and or other pains.
Problems concentrating, focusing problems
Irritated with your every day life issues such as the ritual of wake up, eat, run to work, run home, or something like that?
Sitting to long at a desk? Sitting in a car or long distances??
Unexplained sleep patterns, or sleep disturbances?
Are you stressed and having all the above issues?
Low or hardly any energy
Feelings of the "blahs"
Are you looking for a new therapist that will explain and actually understand your issues? ( if your already a customer then your answer is no)
A therapist that can make sure to relax entire body from head to feet?
I don't do 1/2 assed massages, mess with the draping (only if you need it)
I don't use essential smelly, unnecessary oils unless you want, my oil and lotions are clothing safe, will leave your body soft, if you need it off I do have towels.
How about very soft hands, even if during deep tissue?
Do you want the best service for your Dollar
In need of someone with top quality experience
Do you need a possible last minute ( if I'm still there or not in session) Best if you text at least before noon or no later than 4 pm!
Your skin is the largest organ.
200 muscles that might get discussed in a gym
100 more muscles that are pretty obscure, but any self-respecting massage therapist still knows about them
400 more muscles that are counted, but various specialists know about them, and a handful of them are of special interest..
That's a whopping 700, but there's many many more. You can look up on the web.
I am very thankful you decided to take time to visit . I follow many new important studies that may affect you and your body. I try to update as much as possible and make it easy to follow.
ok.. some people (men) just do not understand the rules of the game or operation.
I had 10 rules on here and seems no matter what I say or express in the office there is ALWAYS one or a few that cannot comprehend So!!
UNDERSTAND THIS: UN-AVAILABLE FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT! Do not touch me! I will not date nor meet you for coffee or any thing else! NO SEXUAL INNUENDOS, HARASSMENT OR ANY THING SUCH! THIS MEANS NOTHING BUT A PROFESSIONAL MASSAGE ON YOU!
COMPREHEND? GOOD NOW JUST ONE MAIN RULE
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