Curtisy Massage Therapy - CANT BELIEVE I AM SAYING THIS - Grand Rapids, MI
Curtisy Massage Therapy - Making sure you feel better, one massage at a time!!

CAN'T BELIEVE I AM SAYING THIS!!  

I have said this countless times throughout the site
I hate repeating my self..
 

I apologize to those people whom are respectful, professional and are looking for the perfect massage therapist. This annoying problem you are reading below are for those arrogant people or those whom just love to text or call to annoy the "" outta me.. You would be amazed at the childish and un professional texts I receive. Bottom line is I am a very very caring person and I am always in a good mood while in the office, I don't mind talking and  I am hoping to see very nice, trust worthy and professional people! If your not said above please read on or if you really need a laugh go ahead and read, yes I have encountered these types of men.. or should I say boys...

 1/Do not contact me just for a pelvic. This has to be with another massage
 2/ Do not undermine my prices nor say I only have x amount.  If you cant afford to come in on my prices SAVE YOUR MONEY or don't bother
 3/ I am not expensive considering what you'd pay for a horrible massage
 4/ Its only expensive if you add pelvic. Feel free not to add I won't care esp if your just looking for a sex worker.. GROSS or to get your ROCKS OFF DOUBLE GROSS. ( I explain what is in tale at time of appointment so don't ask) 
 5/ I do not trade or barter
 6/ I do not give a rats hairy ass if your fit, slender, young, a college student or the                  opposite of all that. PLAIN AND SIMPLE I MASSAGE EVERY ONE 
 7/ I AM NOT INTERESTED IN DATING.. NO THANKS 
 8/ I am licensed and certified with over 11 years experience with an actual college degree
     I did not go to a fly by night college as with these others have
 9/ Do not send me pictures esp naked ones. ( you'll be on the blocked list)
10) If you are under the age of 25 you do not need a pelvic ( if you do you should see a doctor) NO one under age of 18 allowed without a parent present. YOU WILL BE CARDED  

( I understand if you have a medical issues or sometimes certain colognes can make a persons sent different believe me I have had some perfume that I used and thought omg why does this stink so bad. Or you like the stuff and don't think others mind it... I have literally avoided women with  Patchouli, Sandel wood, or horrible natural stuff for their deodorant that wore off hours ago!. Men wearing brute or some old spice stuff. That all is okay I will work around it but what I say in red is purely common sense ! ) Do not take below as your the one and get defensive because that doesn't fly! Just act normal, no one knows but me! I not even remember! Please still come in do not get embarrassed just follow proper hygiene!  

11) I cannot believe I am now having to say this...PLEASE WASH YOUR ENTIRE BODY, ARMPITS, AND ESPECIALLY PRIVATE AREAS. EVEN IF YOU SHOWERED THAT MORNING YOU STILL HAVE BODY EXCRETIONS  FROM SITTING OR WORKING ALL DAY!! 

He's stressed because of an ill smell. Please be thoughtful and considerate.Please be cleaned up and ready for a full body massage. Giving you a relaxed feeling is my priority!
On another note also breath would be appreciated, I try not to be offensive with mine. I usually chew gum or candy works. Its okay if you cant help it that part I can hold my breath till away from your face.  I am not concerned much with breath.  


Smelly people are stressful to a Massage Therapist, If you want a relaxing massage please clean up














I DO NOT HAVE ANY ISSUES TURNING MORONS AWAY!!


THANK YOU! NOW PLEASE ALL THE REST OF YOU FINE FINE UP STANDING LADIES AND GENTLE MEN MAKE THAT AWESOME APPOINTMENT WITH SOMEONE WHO DOES CARE ABOUT YOUR HEALTH AND WELL BEING. LOTS OF LAUGHS.. OF COURSE PROFESSIONAL.  







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