CAN'T BELIEVE I AM SAYING THIS!!
I have said this countless times throughout the site>I hate repeating my self..
I apologize to those people whom are respectful, professional and are looking for the perfect massage therapist. This annoying problem you are reading below are for those arrogant people or those whom just love to text or call to annoy the "" outta me.. You would be amazed at the childish and un professional texts I receive. Bottom line is I am a very very caring person and I am always in a good mood while in the office, I don't mind talking and I am hoping to see very nice, trust worthy and professional people! If your not said above please read on or if you really need a laugh go ahead and read, yes I have encountered these types of men.. or should I say boys...
1/Do not contact me just for a pelvic. This has to be with another massage
2/ Do not undermine my prices nor say I only have x amount. If you cant afford to come in on my prices SAVE YOUR MONEY or don't bother
3/ I am not expensive considering what you'd pay for a horrible massage
4/ Its only expensive if you add pelvic. Feel free not to add I won't care esp if your just looking for a sex worker.. GROSS or to get your ROCKS OFF DOUBLE GROSS. ( I explain what is in tale at time of appointment so don't ask)
5/ I do not trade or barter
6/ I do not give a rats hairy ass if your fit, slender, young, a college student or the opposite of all that. PLAIN AND SIMPLE I MASSAGE EVERY ONE
7/ I AM NOT INTERESTED IN DATING.. NO THANKS
8/ I am licensed and certified with over 11 years experience with an actual college degree
I did not go to a fly by night college as with these others have
9/ Do not send me pictures esp naked ones. ( you'll be on the blocked list)
10) If you are under the age of 25 you do not need a pelvic ( if you do you should see a doctor) NO one under age of 18 allowed without a parent present. YOU WILL BE CARDED
( I understand if you have a medical issues or sometimes certain colognes can make a persons sent different believe me I have had some perfume that I used and thought omg why does this stink so bad. Or you like the stuff and don't think others mind it... I have literally avoided women with Patchouli, Sandel wood, or horrible natural stuff for their deodorant that wore off hours ago!. Men wearing brute or some old spice stuff. That all is okay I will work around it but what I say in red is purely common sense ! ) Do not take below as your the one and get defensive because that doesn't fly! Just act normal, no one knows but me! I not even remember! Please still come in do not get embarrassed just follow proper hygiene!
11) I cannot believe I am now having to say this...PLEASE WASH YOUR ENTIRE BODY, ARM PITS, CROTCH, ASS, EVEN IF YOU SHOWERED THAT MORNING YOU STILL STINK FROM SITTING OR WORKING ALL DAY!! IF YOU ARE IN A HURRY THERE IS A DAMN BATHROOM RIGHT BY MY OFFICE, IF YOU NEED TIME I CAN HAND YOU A WASH CLOTH WITH SOAP AND WATER.. THERE IS NO EXCUSE COMING INTO MY OFFICE REEKING!! There is nothing worse for me to try working through your stench, every one sweats, every one shits, and clean the damn toilet paper out of your ass!! Its '''''' common sense and I am sure you would not want to have your elbows or hands in places let alone doing some pressure points esp near your rear and have the therapist face close to that smell!!. I never say any thing or make faces at least try not to.. but... recently I have almost puked!!...I am starting to think maybe I should say something.. or pour eucalyptus all over you so I can breath!
On another note also breath would be appreciated, I try not to be offensive with mine. I usually chew gum or candy works. Its okay if you cant help it that part I can hold my breath till away from your face. I am not concerned much with breath.
I DO NOT HAVE ANY ISSUES TURNING MORONS AWAY!!
THANK YOU! NOW PLEASE ALL THE REST OF YOU FINE FINE UP STANDING LADIES AND GENTLE MEN MAKE THAT AWESOME APPOINTMENT WITH SOMEONE WHO DOES CARE ABOUT YOUR HEALTH AND WELL BEING. LOTS OF LAUGHS.. OF COURSE PROFESSIONAL.