CAN'T BELIEVE I AM SAYING THIS!!
I no longer take women for many reasons due to the nature of my massages, and I have not had many women clients in to even have any thing available. There are far to many other Massage/spa places open dedicated to mostly women. DO NOT CALL ME OR TEXT IF YOUR A WOMAN.
Men need an actual Therapist to dedicate the skills I have to offer. ( not sexual either that's gross) All of my massages are based on studies and the actual nature of "men's health" .
If you don't like my website or what I have to say... move on! Also as other business women and I have agreed on! Reviews are usually made by people whom are in competition with us or just people trying to feel like their opinion means something.. IT DOESN'T
I apologize to those people who are respectful, professional and are looking for the perfect massage therapist. This annoying problem you are reading below are for those arrogant people or those whom just love to text or call to annoy the "" outta me.
You would be amazed at the childish and un professional texts I receive. Bottom line is I am a very very caring person and I am always in a good mood while in the office
I don't mind talking and I am hoping to see very nice, trustworthy and professional people!
1. Do not contact me just for a pelvic. This has to be with another massage
2. Do not undermine my prices nor say I only have x amount. If you cant afford to come in on my prices SAVE YOUR MONEY or don't bother
3. I am not expensive because I actually know what I am doing, have the experience and I also make sure it's designed for YOU.
4. It's only expensive if you add pelvic. Feel free not to add. It is an awesome experience
( I explain what is in tale at time of appointment so don't ask)
5. I do not trade or barter
6. I do not care if your fit, slender, young, a college student or the opposite of all that. PLAIN AND SIMPLE I MASSAGE EVERY ONE
7. I AM NOT INTERESTED IN DATING.. NO THANKS
8. I am licensed and certified with over 11 years experience with an actual college degree
9. Do not send me pictures esp naked ones. ( you'll be on the blocked list)
10. No one under the age of 18 without an adult present
11. It is very very important to come into my office with proper hygiene, I understand you may have just left work. No problem, there is a bathroom across the hall you can wash up personal/private area's.
I have washcloths and soapy hot water, or you may use the wipes that are on the shelf by the chair your are undressing by.
No need for embarrassment. Remember I am working near all area's.
12. Fresh breath would be appreciated. It's not a big deal for me but it does help.
I try not to be offensive with mine. I usually chew gum or candy works. ( I may even offer you a mint only because it's dry in my office)
13. MOST IMPORTANT RULE OR RULES OF ALL!
A. Do not touch me esp during the pelvic. See pelvic page
B. Do not ask me to talk dirty. Nor do you talk dirty to me
a) I am not your lover
b) We are not singing a Bret Michaels song or any other artists.
14. Now the absolute BEST rule of all.
LAY DOWN, TAKE A BREATH, RELAX AND GET THE BEST MASSAGE OF YOUR LIFE.
THANK YOU! NOW PLEASE ALL THE REST OF YOU FINE FINE UP STANDING LADIES AND GENTLE MEN MAKE THAT AWESOME APPOINTMENT WITH SOMEONE WHO DOES CARE ABOUT YOUR HEALTH AND WELL BEING. LOTS OF LAUGHS.. OF COURSE PROFESSIONAL.