Price Page $$$$$$$$$
I accept >Cash < only!!
NO exception sorry have been burned to many times and must pay up front.. Because of a recent client coming in and getting a massage and not paying.
Unless you've been in a few times before. The ATMs are all located around Down town. No bartering, trading or lower pricing unless there is a sale.
No credit cards. I do not accept any types of insurance. I can provide a receipt only if you pay cash first. Absolutely no exceptions!
Treating yourself or a loved one can reduce a ton of STRESS! YOUR BODY MIND AND HEALTH DESERVES IT~
I have said this countless times throughout the site>I hate repeating my self..
1/Do not contact me just for a pelvic. You will be ignored
2/ Do not undermine my prices
3/ I am not expensive considering what you'd pay for a horrible massage
4/ Its only expensive if you add pelvic. Feel free not to add I won't care!
5/ I do not trade or barter
6/ If you cant afford to come in on my prices SAVE YOUR MONEY or don't bother
7/ I do not give a rats hairy ass if your fit, slender, young, a college student or the opposite of all that. PLAIN AND SIMPLE I MASSAGE EVERY ONE
8/ I AM NOT INTERESTED IN DATING.. NO THANKS
9/ I am licensed and certified with over 11 years experience with an actual college degree
I did not go to a fly by night college as with these others have
10/ Most important thing do not contact me unless all of these are met
I DO NOT HAVE ANY ISSUES TURNING MORONS AWAY!!
THANK YOU! NOW PLEASE ALL THE REST OF YOU FINE FINE UP STANDING LADIES AND GENTLE MEN MAKE THAT AWESOME APPOINTMENT WITH SOMEONE WHO DOES CARE ABOUT YOUR HEALTH AND WELL BEING. LOTS OF LAUGHS.. OF COURSE PROFESSIONAL.
New way to save I have decided doing the buy 4 get one free was a tad out of reach for pretty much everyone!
But... the buy 4 get one free massage of your choice is still available all cash paid in advanced. These prices are listed next to the massages down below.. there's no coupons, or other specials allowed to be added for this. Pelvic added you can pay for all at once or as you come in for the massage but not for the free one.
So here's a new incentive for all new and loyal clients.
Upon request only! Every punch is closer to the free 1 hour Swedish Massage!!!! No other massages are for free, if you get the to free punch you can add a half hour or another hour but you pay the difference adding on to such as a deep tissue or any massage please be aware of the difference for pricing... Example ( deep tissue added this will be $20 for the hour and adding pelvic is always $65) , no coupons, nor specials are to be added to this. If you bring in any of these it forfeits the punch. Sorry this is only for paid in full massages. If you have a coupon or special you can do only one at a time. Choose which ever according to what you'd like to save.
If you have any type of "flu" like symptoms do not come in for a massage this is contagious. Coughing, sweating a lot, nausea, diarrhea or any thing like this please go get a Doctor before you come in. I will however need a Doctors note saying if its contagious or not. I apologize for this but this has become very serious. Check on the new health page I have provided.
SORRY NO 1/2 HOUR MASSAGES AVAILABLE PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO DO AN HOUR OR UP TO 2 HRS
I DECIDED THAT 1/2 HR HAS ABSOLUTELY NO VALUE NOR DOES IT APPLY FOR A GREAT MASSAGE. I HAD ALSO HAD A FEW PEOPLE TRY USING IT FOR JUST A PELVIC AND AGAIN PELVIC HAS TO BE INCLUDED IN THE HOUR OR TIME ALLOWED. DO NOT ASK FOR IT FOR AN EXTRA 1/2 HR OR WHAT EVER IT DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!!
Light touch therapy
1 hr session is $70.00 / buying 4 get one free is $280
NO more than 1 hr Available unless you combine with another massage. Then just add $15 for an extra 1/2 hr this does not include the Pelvic Area Massage that is an extra $65.
Swedish Massage(relaxation) medium pressure any lighter is light touch and will be charged that price!
1 hour is $65and adding Pam is another $65// buy 4 get one free is $260
90 min is$85.00plus PAM will equal 150 // buy 4 get one free is $340 without pelvic.
2 hr Swedish :$110.00 plus pam is 175// buy 4 get one free is $440 withi out pelvic
Deep Tissue adding Pelvic Area Massage is $65 extra note that the pelvic is added into the same time frame if you need this added please use the 1 1/2 hr or 2 hr.
1 hr $85// buy 4 get one free is $340 without pelvic
1 1/2:$110.00 Add P.A.M add $65 // buy 4 get one free is $440 without pelvic
2 hr Deep Tissue: $130.00 add P.A.M $65// buy 4 get one free is $520 without pelvic
1 hr$100 can not do a pelvic in this time frame sorry // buy 4 get one free is $400
1 1/2 $120.00 P.A.M add $65// buy 4 get one free is $480 without pelvic
2hr Sports Massage: $150.00 P.A.M add $65// buy 4 get one free is 600 with out pelvic
Swedish is included with the Sports and Deep tissue.
Lymph drainage is an extra $35.00 to add onto any massage,,
I have been studying my clients and decided that its not feasible to do alone I usually end up doing an entire massage! ( please if added use bathroom and get as much deodorant off or any perfume/cologne as the oils can create a nasty muck feeling and will not work properly!
Pelvic Area Massage: $65 and no less and never ever without another massage.... it has to be with another massage because I have found that it is worth your time and money to get the full benefits. The pelvic massage is in the same time frame as other massages towards the end only and it is done with in what ever time it's in no longer.. and there is absolutely no known "how long of a time" it depends on what the body system does.. please use restroom before hand and please please clean up!
Example 1 hr Swedish/ Pelvic Area Massage = $130.00 // 90 mins is $150.00
This Is solely for a mental, medical, physical, anxiety, etc..and not for entertainment purposes.
Period no exceptions
P.A.M READ THE MEDICAL PELVIC MASSAGE BEFORE ASKING OR SCHEDULING THIS IN.. DO NOT ASK FOR A HAPPY ENDING OR REFER TO ANY SEXUAL IDIOTIC SAYINGS.. AS I HAVE SAID OVER AND OVER READ THE DAMN PAGE THAT ITS INTENDED FOR.. I HAVE RECEIVED SEVERAL CHILDISH TEXT MESSAGES REFERRING TO THEIR GENITALS AND REQUESTING MORE INFORMATION THAT IS ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS IN WHAT MY SERVICES ARE FOR.. I WILL EXPLAIN MORE DURING THE APPOINTMENT AND HOPEFULLY REVERT SOME OF THE UNNECESSARY MUD IN SIDE THAT BRAIN.. :) FYI IF YOU TEXT, CALL OR EMAIL ANY THING REFERRING TO ANY OF SAID ABOVE THEN I WILL NOT REPLY BACK NOR ENTERTAIN YOUR BORING LIFE..
I like this picture because I get tired of dealing with disrespectful clients Esp the ones whom think Women are play toys.. and we should amuse them even in a professional setting..
I do not have time for your amusement nor care to be amused by you doing "" knows what?? Keep your hands off, your mouth shut from being disrespectful, and do not say my name or try moaning really loud. YOU are not CUTE , FUNNY NOR SEXY DOING THESE THING! ITS ANNOYING YOU DO NOT FOR ANY REASON TURN ME ON!
In Fact you may get laughed at mostly in my head, or things will end very quickly!
Honestly I hate being mean! Don't make me uncomfortable!! Thank you!
No out calls to any home, office or hotels!! in my office only!!