I AM REALLY REALLY TIRED OF NONSENSE!!
I DO NOT WANT YOU TO CONTACT ME FOR ANY REASON OTHER THAN A MASSAGE!! I AM NOT NOR EVER WILL BE AVAILABLE TO ANY OF YOU!
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I accept >Cash < only!!
NO exception sorry have been burned to many times and must pay up front.. Because of a recent client coming in and getting a massage and not paying.
Unless you've been in a few times before. The ATMs are all located around Down town. No bartering, trading or lower pricing unless there is a sale.
No credit cards. I do not accept any types of insurance. I can provide a receipt only if you pay cash first. Absolutely no exceptions!
Treating yourself or a loved one can reduce a ton of STRESS! YOUR BODY MIND AND HEALTH DESERVES IT~
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Due to popular demand on the punch card and wanting a 90 minute Swedish massage.. I have decided to extend the punch card special.
Starting May 30th till June 30th 2016
Buy 3 Swedish 1 hour get on free ( is $195 total ) or 90 minute massage get one free ( price is 255)! ( usually its buy 4 get one free but not every one can do the entire price) NO other massages included in this price.. If you want a pelvic you have to pay FULL PRICE AT $65!! If you want it added onto the card let me know and we can do that which would be $260 extra! NO Discounts no other coupons, no exceptions, trades, or any thing other than stated.
Please copy this. I run specials on other sites. Must get this price with in the month. You will only have up to 3 months to use this special. So it will expire August 31 2016
Time for that spring cleaning, emptying out the garage or enjoying the spring/summer fun. Speaking of fun.. How's about after all that hard work and playing out in the warmer weather, you make your way into my office for some time to yourself, relief of the back aches, or any aches!
You will be glad you did. I have many massages to choose from.
Punch cards are here!!
Buy 4 Swedish massage at regular priced one hour or 90 mins and receive one free! Buy Deep Tissue or Sports Massage 90 mins or 2 hours at regular price and receive one free! Purchase pelvic or even the lymph drainage add $35 ( both added together at $45 each) separately for $55 to add to each punch on to any of these massages! If you look below and see the prices you can see the big savings. Especially if the pelvic is added. The cards expire with in 5 months. You must pay before receiving the card and you can hang onto it to bring it in to punch or I can hang on to for some of your privacy or forgetfulness :)I will not keep track of punches if you have it. Sorry absolutely no partial up front payments as I was just burned and no refunds or cash back. I am not liable for loosing it or your miss fortunes as your not mine. Services are honored by me as long as your show up with in the time frame. You must have the card to get credit.. No other coupons promotions additions or no bartering allowed. If you ask for more information I can explain easier if I show you!
I HAVE GIFT CERTIFICATES AVAILABLE THEY EXPIRE 2 YRS FROM DATE. DO NOT ALLOW ANY DISCOUNTS, COUPONS, OR ANY OTHER ADVERTISED PROMOTIONS..
THE GIFT CERTIFICATES ARE PRICED UPON WHAT MASSAGE YOU WANT. PRICES ARE LISTED BELOW..
( BECAUSE THEY EXPIRE UP TO 2 YEARS PRICES ARE AS IS)
If you have any type of "flu" like symptoms do not come in for a massage this is contagious. Coughing, sweating a lot, nausea, diarrhea or any thing like this please go get a Doctor before you come in. I will however need a Doctors note saying if its contagious or not. I apologize for this but this has become very serious. Check on the new health page I have provided.
Parri Curtis: Owner and Operator 10 yrs
SORRY NO 1/2 HOUR MASSAGES AVAILABLE PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO DO AN HOUR OR UP TO 2 HRS
I DECIDED THAT 1/2 HR HAS ABSOLUTELY NO VALUE NOR DOES IT APPLY FOR A GREAT MASSAGE. I HAD ALSO HAD A FEW PEOPLE TRY USING IT FOR JUST A PELVIC AND AGAIN PELVIC HAS TO BE INCLUDED IN THE HOUR OR TIME ALLOWED. DO NOT ASK FOR IT FOR AN EXTRA 1/2 HR OR WHAT EVER IT DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!!
Light touch therapy
1 hr session is $70.00
NO more than 1 hr Available unless you combine with another massage. Then just add $15 for an extra 1/2 hr this does not include the Pelvic Area Massage that is an extra $65.
Swedish Massage(relaxation) medium pressure any lighter is light touch and will be charged that price!
1 hour is $65 and adding Pam is another $65
90 min is $85.00 plus pam will equal 150
2 hr Swedish :$110.00 plus pam is 175
Deep Tissueadding Pelvic Area Massage is $65 extra note that the pelvic is added into the same time frame if you need this added please use the 1 1/2 hr or 2 hr.
1 hr $85
1 1/2: $110.00 Add P.A.M add $65
2 hr Deep Tissue: $130.00 add P.A.M $65
1 hr $100 can not do a pelvic in this time frame sorry
1 1/2 $120.00 P.A.M add $65
2hr Sports Massage: $150.00 P.A.M add $65
Swedish is included with the Sports and Deep tissue.
Lymph drainage is an extra $35.00 to add onto any massage,,
I have been studying my clients and decided that its not feasible to do alone I usually end up doing an entire massage! ( please if added use bathroom and get as much deodorant off or any perfume/cologne as the oils can create a nasty muck feeling and will not work properly!
Pelvic Area Massage: $65 and no less and never ever without another massage.... it has to be with another massage because I have found that it is worth your time and money to get the full benefits. The pelvic massage is in the same time frame as other massages towards the end only and it is done with in what ever time it's in no longer.. and there is absolutely no known "how long of a time" it depends on what the body system does.. please use restroom before hand and please please clean up!
Example 1 hr Swedish/ Pelvic Area Massage = $130.00 // 90 mins is $150.00
This Is solely for a mental, medical, physical, anxiety, etc..and not for entertainment purposes.
Period no exceptions
P.A.M READ THE MEDICAL PELVIC MASSAGE BEFORE ASKING OR SCHEDULING THIS IN.. DO NOT ASK FOR A HAPPY ENDING OR REFER TO ANY SEXUAL IDIOTIC SAYINGS.. AS I HAVE SAID OVER AND OVER READ THE DAMN PAGE THAT ITS INTENDED FOR.. I HAVE RECEIVED SEVERAL CHILDISH TEXT MESSAGES REFERRING TO THEIR GENITALS AND REQUESTING MORE INFORMATION THAT IS ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS IN WHAT MY SERVICES ARE FOR.. I WILL EXPLAIN MORE DURING THE APPOINTMENT AND HOPEFULLY REVERT SOME OF THE UNNECESSARY MUD IN SIDE THAT BRAIN.. :) FYI IF YOU TEXT, CALL OR EMAIL ANY THING REFERRING TO ANY OF SAID ABOVE THEN I WILL NOT REPLY BACK NOR ENTERTAIN YOUR BORING LIFE..
I like this picture because I get tired of dealing with disrespectful clients Esp the ones whom think Women are play toys.. and we should amuse them even in a professional setting..
I do not have time for your amusement nor care to be amused by you doing "" knows what?? Keep your hands off, your mouth shut from being disrespectful, and do not say my name or try moaning really loud. YOU are not CUTE , FUNNY NOR SEXY DOING THESE THING! ITS ANNOYING YOU DO NOT FOR ANY REASON TURN ME ON!
In Fact you may get laughed at mostly in my head, or things will end very quickly!
Honestly I hate being mean! Don't make me uncomfortable!! Thank you!
No out calls to any home, office or hotels!! in my office only!!