Curtisy Massage Therapy - CANT BELIEVE I AM SAYING THIS - Grand Rapids, MI
Curtisy Massage Therapy - Making sure you feel better, one massage at a time!!

Can't believe I have to keep saying this over and over!!


Please read very carefully and then make your decision 


 
I work only on mature Men that is in  need an actual Massage Therapist to dedicate the skills I have to offer. ( this not for the pleasure of a sexual encounter nor will ever be a
"thing " either that's gross) All of my massages are based on studies and the actual nature of "men's health" . Please refer to the Medical Pelvic Massage page for all the issues that occur from just the Pelvic/belt line area. I have worked and studied to put together a massage that will work for almost everyone esp; those whom are advanced ages. 

If you don't like my website or what I have to say... move on! Also as other business women and I have agreed on! Reviews are usually made by people whom are in competition with us or just people trying to feel like their opinion means something.. IT DOESN'T 

I apologize to those people who are respectful, professional and are looking for the perfect massage therapist. This annoying problem you are reading below are for those arrogant people or those whom just love to text or call to annoy the "" outta me.
 You would be amazed at the childish and un professional texts I receive. Bottom line is I am a very very caring person and I am always in a good mood while in the office
I don't mind talking and  I am hoping to see very nice, trustworthy and professional people!
 
1. Do not contact me just for a pelvic. This has to be with another massage
 
2. Do not undermine my prices nor say I only have x amount.  If you cant afford to come in on my prices SAVE YOUR MONEY or don't bother
 
3. I am not expensive because I actually know what I am doing, have the experience and I also make sure it's designed for YOU. 
 
4. It's only expensive if you add pelvic. Feel free not to add. It is an awesome experience 
 ( I explain what is in tale at time of appointment so don't ask) 

5. I do not trade or barter
 
6. I do not care if your fit, slender, young, a college student or the opposite of all that. PLAIN AND SIMPLE I MASSAGE EVERY ONE 
 
7. I AM NOT INTERESTED IN DATING.. NO THANKS 
 
8. I am licensed and certified with over 11 years experience with an actual college degree
    
9. Do not send me pictures esp naked ones. ( you'll be on the blocked list)

10. No one under the age of 18 without an adult present 

11. It is very very important to come into my office with proper hygiene, I understand you may have just left work. No problem, there is a bathroom across the hall you can wash up personal/private area's.
I have washcloths and soapy hot water, or you may use the wipes that are on the shelf by the chair your are undressing by. 
No need for embarrassment.  Remember I am working near all area's. 

12. Fresh breath would be appreciated. It's not a big deal for me but it does help. 
 I try not to be offensive with mine. I usually chew gum or candy works. ( I may even offer you a mint only because it's dry in my office) 

13. DO NOT EVER ASK ME ABOUT YOUR DAMN SIZE DURING PELVIC, your in with some one who does not give a fuck.. you may not like my reply!

14. MOST IMPORTANT RULE OR RULES OF ALL!
      A. Do not touch me esp during the pelvic. See pelvic page
      B. Do not ask me to talk dirty. Nor do you talk dirty to me
        

15. Now the absolute BEST  rule of all.

LAY DOWN, TAKE A BREATH, RELAX AND GET THE BEST MASSAGE OF YOUR LIFE. 


by the way a Pelvic floor area massage does not mean you will be on the floor! 
















THANK YOU! NOW PLEASE ALL THE REST OF YOU FINE FINE UP STANDING LADIES AND GENTLE MEN MAKE THAT AWESOME APPOINTMENT WITH SOMEONE WHO DOES CARE ABOUT YOUR HEALTH AND WELL BEING. LOTS OF LAUGHS.. OF COURSE PROFESSIONAL.  







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