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Curtisy Massage Therapy

1345 Monroe Ave Grand Rapids  MI ‚Äč49505

         Price page please scroll further down after reading!


 I am not a spa, my prices are set for the full body, none of the half ass massages, no stopping except the oil, or a drink of water. I don't mess around in one spot for over 20 seconds ( on one exact location) I absolutely will not waste your time. 





I have many people tell me they wish they came to me first! 

Cheaper than the doctor putting you on a toxic ride of pain pills. 

All active military and veterans all massages are $10 off of total bill. Please bring in your military ID if you don't have one with you it's $5 off.

{no other coupons or exceptions }

Treating yourself or a loved one can reduce a ton of STRESS! YOUR BODY MIND AND HEALTH DESERVES IT~ 

Couple massages are only one at a time and the other may wait in waiting area out in the lobby, in the chairs by men's bathroom ( sorta) or feel free to come back. 

I do not I have a shower however you will be given a wet wash cloth and a dry towel to wipe excess oil off.

If you have any type of "flu" like symptoms do not come in for a massage this is contagious. Coughing, sweating a lot, nausea, diarrhea or anything like this please go get a Doctor before you come in. I will however need a Doctor's note saying if it's contagious or not. I apologize for this but this has become very serious. Check on the new health page I have provided 

Punch cards :  

Buy all 5 punches for any massage all at one time get $ 5 unless your over 65yrs and or a Veteran your price would actual price would be 15 off each massage for purchasing. Depending on massages

These are to be used with in a  year time frame. No other specials, coupons, or anything to be discounted. If you cancel a session that session will be still used as a if you came in. No money back for any reason. 

SORRY NO 1/2 HOUR MASSAGES AVAILABLE PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO DO AN HOUR OR UP TO 2 HRS

I DECIDED THAT 1/2 HR HAS ABSOLUTELY NO VALUE NOR DOES IT APPLY FOR A GREAT MASSAGE. I HAD ALSO HAD A FEW PEOPLE TRY USING IT FOR JUST A PELVIC AND AGAIN PELVIC HAS TO BE INCLUDED IN THE HOUR OR TIME ALLOWED. DO NOT ASK FOR IT FOR AN EXTRA 1/2 HR OR WHAT EVER IT DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!!

I DO WEAR GLOVES AT ALL TIMES! DUE TO THE NATURE OF MASSAGES AND I DON'T HAVE TIME TO WORRY ABOUT IF I HAVE A SCRATCH ON MY HANDS AND IF ANYONE HAS ANY THING GOING ON SUCH AS HEPATITIS, AIDS, OR ANY THING ON THIS DAMN PLANET THAT SEEMS TO SNEAK UP ON US! 

           It's Summer! 

Come on in and chill out with me!  If you need the room warmer no problem!

Feelings of fatigue during the hot summer days can certainly wear your entire body out- including your immune system, as well as people with allergies, depression, anxiety and all of the pesky blahs.   

Due to the ridiculous rise in prices all over and overhead at my office I will be raising prices by $5 for all massages. The Pelvic Massage because of its nature will be $ 75 and I will not tolerate any sexual harassment or men coming in and trying to get other activities going. I will not engage in your sex talking nor play while your face down and me reaching under! This f'n massage is NOT for YOU to be causing me to feel like I am a damn sex worker! I have had enough! You will not be given your money back if these behaviors are done! ( Prices are not raised if your already a steady client for the past 6 months) If you are a Veteran your cost is still taken off !  

                                         Prices are below 

Medical Pelvic Massage /Belt line area $50 ( I dropped this price because it really doesn't take much time and I would prefer you to enjoy the massage rather that pass it off ) 

Read disclaimer on Pelvic massage. This massage has to be with another massage because I have found that it is worth your time and money to get the full benefits.

 The pelvic massage is in the same time frame as other massages towards the end only and it is done with in whatever time it's in no longer.. and there is absolutely no known "how long of a time" it depends on what the body system does.. please use restroom before hand and please please clean up your personal areas  

 Light touch :$70 barely touching its more like petting. This is more for those who can't do any pressure, due to auto immune issues,elderly persons than bruise easily or has skin tears. Although it can be useful just to relax. 


Swedish Massage (relaxation) medium pressure any lighter is light touch and will be charged that price!

1 hour is $75 and adding MPM is $125


90 min is$95.00 plus MPM

will equal 145

2 hr Swedish :$125.00 plus MPM is $175

 

Deep Tissue: adding Medical Pelvic Massage is $50 extra note that the pelvic is added into the same time frame if you need this added please use the 1 1/2 hr or 2 hr. 

1 hr $100 plus pelvic $150

90 mins $120 plus pelvic is $170

2 hr Deep Tissue: 145 add MPM is $195

 Sports Massage

1 hr$115 alone adding MPM $50 

I would prefer you do 90 mins or 2hrs so I am not flying through

90 min $145.00 M P.M add $50 = $195

2hr Sports Massage: $165.00 MPM add $50 = 215

Swedish is included with the Sports and Deep tissue.

Period no exceptions  

  MPM READ THE MEDICAL PELVIC MASSAGE BEFORE ASKING OR SCHEDULING THIS IN.. DO NOT ASK FOR A HAPPY ENDING OR REFER TO ANY SEXUAL IDIOTIC SAYINGS.. AS I HAVE SAID OVER AND OVER READ THE DAMN PAGE THAT ITS INTENDED FOR.. I HAVE RECEIVED SEVERAL CHILDISH TEXT MESSAGES REFERRING TO THEIR GENITALS AND REQUESTING MORE INFORMATION THAT IS ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS IN WHAT MY SERVICES ARE FOR..

 I WILL EXPLAIN MORE DURING THE APPOINTMENT AND HOPEFULLY REVERT SOME OF THE UNNECESSARY MUD IN SIDE THAT BRAIN.. :) FYI IF YOU TEXT, CALL OR EMAIL ANY THING REFERRING TO ANY OF SAID ABOVE THEN I WILL NOT REPLY BACK NOR ENTERTAIN YOUR BORING LIFE.. 

No out calls to any home, office or hotels!!

in my office only!!

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